The Red Panda (Original Universe) 5 - The Black Panda
Decoder Ring Theatre
Gregg Taylor
4.8 • 661 Ratings
🗓️ 24 September 2005
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
When we started running these podcasts, I broke the ice with these shows as our first six podcast episodes. With more people discovering our shows every day... well, these ones are getting harder and harder to explain... especially to people who never visit this page directly.
So to end the confusion once and for all, a full year and thousands of downloads later, I'm taking these off the feed. But you can still get them if you want them. Just direct download from the link in each post (PC users, you'll want to right-click and choose "save target as..."). Here's the link: "Original" Red Panda ep. 5
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| 0:00.0 | Tyranny and evil draw forth their inky cloak of ignorance and fear and plunge our nation into its darkest hour. |
| 0:10.0 | Who dares to hold high the lamp of freedom to lead us forward into the light of liberty? |
| 0:17.0 | Who dares? Only our one-man's second front, the foremost freedom fighter of Canada and her |
| 0:24.4 | other lesser allies. The Red Panda! Brought to you by Markman's lighting equipment. Banish the |
| 0:32.8 | fear and evil of darkness from your home with one of Markman's fine oil or gas lamps. |
| 0:38.5 | This episode, the Black Panda. |
| 0:43.1 | When last we left, the Red Panda, he and Baboon McSmoody, man of a thousand faces, |
| 0:50.1 | had returned to Panda Division headquarters, only to find it reduced to a smoking pile of rubble. |
| 0:57.0 | Who is responsible? What has happened? |
| 1:00.0 | For the answers to these questions, let us join the Major as she awakens deep within a strange subterranean layer. |
| 1:13.6 | Oh, my head. |
| 1:15.6 | What happened? You have done well, Froline. |
| 1:18.6 | Who said that? |
| 1:20.6 | Who's there? |
| 1:21.6 | Step into the light. |
| 1:22.6 | Surely you recognize my voice? |
| 1:25.6 | No? |
| 1:26.6 | You wound me, Froeline. |
| 1:29.8 | Very well, I shall step into the light. |
| 1:34.6 | German, von German. |
| 1:36.3 | The same. |
| 1:37.9 | It has been too long, my dear. |
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