This is a Blast Fox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

We are here, Lord we are here, and we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Hi, I'm Holly Laban and this is Meg of the podcast coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church where we are giving our mega church a tiny family field by introducing you to members

of a church staffing community so you can be blessed by them what a true treat and a

treasure oh each week I am joined by my co-host he's the youth pastor

for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Greyhiles, everybody.

Well, Howley, things have escalated.

What is up?

As you know, last week, we ended the episode rather prematurely because you know I got a rather

threatening voicemail from Glenn Phillips of Toad the Wet Sprocket now if you all are just catching up, Glenn stole a song that I wrote and put it out and then called Walk on the Ocean.

I wrote a song called Walk on the Water then this other woman

wrote some other song basically that sounded like my song anyway there's a lot of

accusations flying around between me and this guy Glenn Phillips of Toed the Wet Sprocket.

Well, Halle right after I basically at the end of the last episode you can remember I was just like,

hey buddy you can't you can't do that stuff to me.

I was very cool, calm and collected.

And I just really laid down the law.

Okay.

Uh, Holly, I got back to my condo and my door was broke open and someone has completely ransacked my conder.

What?

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