This is a Blast Fox Media Podcast.

Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional mega church.

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The Lord, we are here.

And we're ready to podcast.

Hi, I'm Holly Laban and this is Meg of the podcast

coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church

where we are giving our mega church a tiny family feel by introducing you to members of a church staff and community and each week I am joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry climax. Please welcome Grayhaz everybody.

What's going on, Halley?

So nice to see you.

I'm so blessed to see you, my friend.

What's happening?

Well, you know, there's bitter bit of drama this week.

I guess, gosh, where do I start?

Well, you know know I've been getting pretty serious with my new

girlfriend we're actually using that term thank you so yeah thanks's moving really fast, which I think is great, and we just, you know, we really see eye to eye on everything. Her name's Minga. And...

Yeah, Minka Kinderbottom, right? Right. I can't wait to meet her and you know she was really

curious to learn a little bit about working out and I said you know I would love to teach you a cross fit workout and I

went to get my kettlebells and I realized that I had left those over at I don't know if I've

mentioned him before, but my friend, well, you know, a guy, this guy, I know Clay Mason-Banaman,

who, you know, I used to hang out with a bit, but I realized I left my kettlebells over at his house.

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