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The Heart

The Real Squishy

The Heart

Kaitlin Prest

Relationships, Society & Culture

4.52.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 July 2015

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Most people remember the first time they got off, most of us conveniently forget the era before that when we have no idea what masturbation was. When all we knew is what felt good. We develop strategies that seemed very innocent to us at the time. We didn’t know that there is a name for this kind of feeling good. Or, that certain things that feel good are supposed to be done in private. There was a time when nothing had names and we were just kids.

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0:00.0

My name is Maddie Kelly. I'm a writer and comedian and along with my co-host, Mark

0:04.6

Chavez, and Ryan Beale. We are setting out to write a romantic comedy movie script that

0:09.5

is genuinely romantic and actually funny.

0:12.9

Give me something that's both sexy and romantic. La Crosse. The sport?

0:18.3

And when we run into trouble, we'll get help from some serious rom-com experts. People

0:22.3

who have worked on everything from 10 things I hate about you to Mamma Mia.

0:25.5

This is all gold.

0:27.7

It's Let's Big Aromcom. Available now on CBC Listen and everywhere you get your podcasts.

0:34.7

I never knew I could be like this. Nobody ever kissed me the way you do.

0:44.7

It's the heat wave.

0:49.7

By the heart.

0:53.7

It's summer.

0:56.7

We're working on the heart season two. In the meantime, we offer you some unreleased gems

1:02.7

from our story and Smuddy past.

1:07.7

I think most people remember the first time that they ever came.

1:12.7

Sometime between the age of 12 and 15. Puberty.

1:18.7

I think that most of us conveniently forget the era just before that.

1:24.7

The era when we have no idea what masturbation is.

1:28.7

When all we know is what feels good.

1:31.7

We may have developed strategies that seemed very innocent to us at the time.

1:37.7

We didn't know that there was a name for this kind of feeling good.

1:41.7

Or that certain things that feel good are supposed to be done in private.

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