The Real Pandemic

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2021

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Covid's over, right? We are fine here in America, right? Nope. Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk current events, and Bombshell visits a sketchy Notary business.

Titus Podcast ...because the world is a clown show.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.6	This episode is brought to you by Fields.com, Sunday.com, and HelloFresh.com.
0:17.1	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update.
0:19.7	I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon Update.
0:24.6	But COVID deaths have fallen off a cliff, and the virus is dying, at least here in America.
0:30.1	At the peak people, we were losing 4500 Americans a day.
0:34.3	And this week's daily total, average 600.
0:37.2	That's great news.
0:39.2	Except for those 600.
0:40.9	We do still have work to do and a ways to go, but we are on a way to ending this deadly
0:46.1	virus that has ruined more futures than the Kardashian girls.
0:51.5	We turned it around.
0:53.0	And the logistics to get this virus on the run and 35% of the country vaccinated.
1:00.2	I gotta admit, that is some superhero shit.
1:03.4	Thanks President Joe.
1:05.6	So we're clear and free and clean of any nightmare on the planet right now, right?
1:10.8	Ho ho ho.
1:12.3	Slow your roll, Ollie Optimism, because now that we are handling the microscopic villain
1:17.9	virus, human nature is back baby and it's doing what it do.
1:22.9	Now again, we're fine in America though, right?
1:27.2	Nope.
1:28.2	First of all, you got businesses that can't seem to find workers.
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