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Titus Podcast

ALIENS!!!

Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus

Update, Armageddon, Comedy, Arts, Titus, Performing Arts, Christophertitus, Funny, Angrypursuit, News

4.52.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2021

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Well, it looks like the last few horrendous problems in America; Pandemic, Immigration, millions out of work, mass shootings, you know, America... null of it means squat diddly ... because THERE ARE ALIENS!!

#TitusPodcast ...because the world is a clown show ...that is about to be invaded!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.

0:11.3

This episode is brought to you by a ritual protein powder, ultimate ears, wireless headphones,

0:16.0

and butcher box.

0:17.4

And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon update.

0:20.3

I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update.

0:25.0

Well people, it looks like the last few horrendous problems in America, the pandemic,

0:29.9

immigration issues, millions out of work, mass shootings, you know, America.

0:35.3

None of it means squat diddly because there's aliens.

0:39.5

Yeah, this time it's not the inquire kind of aliens.

0:42.7

This is the wait, they put it on 60 minutes during prime time on Sunday aliens.

0:48.1

So either 60 minutes is being produced by the guys from Jackass and or South Park

0:52.8

or their aliens.

1:03.6

So it seems that there's aliens.

1:05.4

Now look, if you watch the episode of 60 minutes, we have a couple of fight pilots who aren't

1:10.0

drunk at all explaining how they and their backseat guys saw the exact same thing.

1:16.8

That's four of them.

1:17.8

Look at this, her backseaters says, hey, Skipper, do you?

1:23.2

And about that got out.

1:24.2

I said, dude, do you see that thing down there?

1:27.1

And we saw this little white tic tac looking object.

1:30.3

They saw an aircraft that had no exhaust, no control services, no wings, et cetera.

1:35.3

It could drop from 80,000 feet in a second, turn on a dime and had a top speed of 13,000

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