The Real Pandemic
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2021
⏱️ 98 minutes
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Summary
Covid's over, right? We are fine here in America, right? Nope. Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk current events, and Bombshell visits a sketchy Notary business.
Titus Podcast ...because the world is a clown show.
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| 0:32.0 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:35.5 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. I'm Christopher Titus, and this is the Armageddon update. |
| 0:39.5 | Well, COVID deaths have fallen off a cliff, and the virus is dying, at least here in America. |
| 0:45.0 | At the peak people, we were losing 4,500 Americans a day. |
| 0:49.3 | And this week's daily total, average 600. |
| 0:52.1 | That's great news, except for those 600. We do still have work to do |
| 0:57.4 | and a ways to go, but we are on a way to ending this deadly virus that has ruined more futures |
| 1:03.1 | than the Kardashian girls. We turned it around. And the logistics to get this virus on the run |
| 1:10.7 | and 35% of the country vaccinated? I got to admit, that is some superhero shit. Thanks, President Joe! So we're clear and free and clean of any nightmare on the planet right now, right? Whoa, ho! Slow your role, Ollie optimism, |
| 1:29.0 | because now that we are handling the microscopic villain virus, |
| 1:33.9 | human nature is back, baby, and it's doing what it do. |
| 1:38.5 | Now again, we're fine in America, though, right? |
| 1:42.0 | Nope. |
| 1:42.8 | First of all, you got businesses that can't seem to find workers. |
| 1:46.0 | Well, I mean, they can find them, but after getting more money for unemployment than actual employment, |
| 1:53.0 | a lot of these workers thought, hmm, maybe I should start my own business, you know, something like, |
| 1:59.0 | I don't know, hummingbird feeder slash pot dispensary. |
| 2:03.3 | Ooh, you know what I'll call it? Cushing, croo, croo, croo, croo. I'm an Etsy entrepreneur, bitches. |
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