Hey guys, this is Jacques, welcome back to Unpopular. It's been a while. I feel like I haven't been here forever.

I'm back from my longest break ever. I've missed so much stuff. I missed Succession.

I missed Lovers Blind. I missed Tucker Carlson. Actually, maybe I didn't miss that much.

I mean, that isn't that many things, right? Yeah, whatever. Maybe I didn't miss that much.

And I actually did not miss recording and

editing this shit because my whole evening has now been gone editing the interview that I have

coming up, or not the interview, the guests that I have on. I've been editing that for hours.

That's because I have ADHD guys and I just can't focus and, you know, I just have to do a

million things at once. Obviously, I had a baller star-studded trip to Los Angeles. Well, you know just have to do a million things at once uh obviously i had a baller star-studded

trip to los angeles well you know once i got my phone back from fucking phyg i think you know

the story by now i posted it on patreon i posted it all over my instagram which you should be following

if you're a patreon subscriber you have access to all my LA episodes that I did, you know,

about hanging out with Spencer Pratt and the Real Housewives.

I rode a bike along the beach with Kelly Dodd.

I hung out at Crystal's house.

I even Face-timed with Diana Jenkins, which I think is like the closest anybody has got

to doing an interview with her because she just does not do media,

but I FaceTimeed with her, so, you know, lucky me.

I actually thought that I hadn't recorded in over a month, but I remember I did do like a low-budget

Dilla Mulvaney episode live from L.A. I forgot about that one.

And then some people told me that I sounded like tired and like busted up on that.

That was recorded in the midst of a lot going on guys, okay?

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