Hey guys, what's up, it's Jacques, welcome back to one popular, long time, no talk. I am broadcasting live from L.A. and we need to get a few things out of the way first. The audio quality is not going to be as good as my little home studio. So you may hear garbage trucks, you may hear sirens, you may hear people being shot, you may hear homeless people attacking old ladies on the street, you might hear dogs barking, you may hear people being shot. You may hear homeless people attacking old ladies on the street. You might

hear dogs barking. You may hear a variety of sounds and echoes in this apartment. It is what it is.

Like, it's the best I can do, okay? I did have a whole plan of how to record and stuff here.

I was meant to record on my phone

and I was going to be like out and about and doing all of this stuff for my Patreon. And if you're

wondering where I've been for the last two weeks, I lost my phone because I know a lot of you

were wanting to see me post about, you know, coming to LA for the first time

and what I'm doing and all of that. Well, my phone got lost in Fiji was not my fault. I maintain.

I can't be bothered telling the whole story again because I'm sick of telling it. It's all on

Patreon. I mean, the whole thing, long story short, because you're probably thinking, why don't you just

buy a new phone? First of all, there's like conversion fees and stuff here, so it would the whole thing, long story short, because you're probably thinking, why don't you just like

buy a new phone? First of all, there's like conversion fees and stuff here, so it would cost me

like so much more when my current phone is like perfectly good and I'm getting it sent to me

from Fiji. And then the real issue is the two factor authentication. That's why I can't get into

my Instagram. I can't get into my Gmail or my

emails or anything, can't have like phone service. It's a whole thing. That's all on Patreon.

I've done a couple of episodes on Patreon. I've done some photos for my LA trip on there because

I can't get into my Instagram. So if you just want like the nitty,

gritty details of what I've been through and how I arrived at LAX with no way to contact my

friend that was picking me up and all of that shit and my thoughts on Las Vegas and, you know,

the whole thing. It's on there. I'm just, you know, I'm over it,

but I'm enjoying it. It's been fun. Okay, where do we begin? I do have a few things to talk

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