May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app.

Shane, I just want to say I am disgusted by the lack of judgment that you have evidenced in talking so freely to the media. I mean, okay, you are a member of the media, but whatever. I just want to say, you're fired. Wow. This podcast has lost confidence in your leadership, Shane.

Well, that makes two of us.

It's because you're too independent, you're insistent on holding people accountable.

We just can't have that.

You filed phony reports and sent them to Congress, you know?

Listen, there's a lot going on right now.

You know what?

And that's fine, and that's fine.

But I've only been the acting podcast host

for the past four and a half years.

The entire year actually fire me. That's fine, but I'll take my leave.

Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the Ready Aim Fire Everyone, Edition.

Three of you are fired while we're at it.

We're all fired.

So many firings.

Everybody is canceled.

You guys, so many people got fired or removed or, you know,

furloughed this week.

It's really very hard to keep track.

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