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So you guys I have a confession to make I was in the grocery store today keeping my distance

there was tape helpfully on the ground to show you what six feet looks like.

And there was a man wearing an N95 mask

while he was by the way having some kind of conference

call on his Bluetooth headset, and it was all I could do not to go up and snap. of his

conference call on his Bluetooth headset and it was all I could do not to go up and snap that mask right off his face.

So it was a customer not a worker in the store.

No, all the workers had on mask too, but the customer walking around with it, I'm like,

number one, you sir do not need that mask. A lot of people do, but of course you can't

donate it now because he breathed into it.

But like if you are so sick that you have to have a damn N95 mask on,

do not go to Whole Foods.

I am going to speak in defense of that guy.

You don't know.

He could be immune compromised he could be experiencing some sort of

of low-grade symptoms and acting out of an abundance of caution. I actually think we should

the grocery store. I think we should be applauding people for wearing masks in general and people aren't doing it enough and so I am willing to extend him the benefit of the doubt that he had some sort of compelling need for using a medical

mask as opposed to like a homemade one. You never know. He seemed like a jerk.

I'm just going to start wearing a bra on my face.

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