The Read – There Will Be Blood

The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2013

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

This week, Kid Fury & Crissle are reading Kim Kardashian for blood…literally. Chris Brown, A$AP Rocky, Azealia Banks and Bloomberg are just a few others that also catch the shade. Plus, why is Kid Fury a dateless dweeb? Listen up and find out!

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0:00.0	Here we are.
0:01.0	It is us again.
0:03.0	I'm Kid Fury.
0:04.0	I'm Crystal.
0:05.0	And this is the read.
0:06.5	Once again, we just had so much fun the last time we just felt compelled.
0:10.8	Like we just had to return.
0:11.8	Yeah, I don't know how they allowed us to do that though.
0:13.9	Yeah, no, I mean.
0:15.9	Like I figured we probably would have been like, like what I got an email the next day
0:20.3	like, we were kindly asking you to never return.
0:25.2	Like please, don't ever come back.
0:27.2	Like we just would appreciate it.
0:29.2	And promote the thing you recorded here.
0:32.0	Don't tweet us.
0:33.0	We don't know you.
0:34.0	Just, but no, it didn't work out that way.
0:36.6	Here we are.
0:37.6	We're back again.
0:38.6	And we're excited to be here.
0:39.6	So how was your week?
0:42.6	Pretty good.
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