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The Read

The Read: The Fifth

The Read

The Read

Comedy

4.927.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2013

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

This week on The Read’s fifth episode, Fury and Crissle marvel at Blue Ivy’s height and fantastic diet. Kim Kardashian is still pretty dumb and Rick Ross raps about rape. Also, Crissle reads a queen in the name of natural hair!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi everybody. I'm kid fury. I'm crystal. This is the read

0:04.0

And we're back again. This is episode five. Yeah

0:07.9

Holy shit. I know right? See what this is like yesterday. I kind of did oh my god

0:13.4

It was little like three weeks ago. It really was like it could have been yesterday, but oh well

0:19.4

We just want to say thank you again to everyone who's been listening everyone who's been supporting we were recently

0:26.0

I'm aware of the fact that we are number one in comedy on iTunes and podcasts completely surreal

0:35.4

I think we peaked at number three in overall right so do you like do you understand what that means the top rated

0:43.2

Podcast is this American life which has been on for like I don't know half my life and it's an amazing show

0:49.2

I'm not kidding. I'm posted by our glass. It is the best

0:52.2

Audio show of all time and we were two spaces behind it on iTunes. Why?

0:57.6

I can't I cannot deal with that. That's unreal. You guys have been so amazingly supportive and we really really appreciate it

1:05.6

So yes, thank you so so so much

1:08.8

Please remember if you're listening to this and you haven't already go to iTunes

1:13.9

We will give you links and subscribe to the read

1:17.7

Leave reviews rate it with little stars are at and have fun with this. Thank you. Thanks so much guys

1:25.4

Alrighty, so let's dive on in as we usually do all right to our hot topics

1:31.8

I'm ready. I'm gonna find a new name for the hot topic section because it's giving me like real whack like

1:38.1

Like every day time time daytime TV show

1:40.9

I mean

1:42.2

But there's still hot and they're topics so it's okay

1:45.6

It's never Wendy Williams calls her I don't know girl. I don't have a job. I don't have time to watch Wendy Williams

1:52.6

So beyond say

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