The Read – New York Appreciation

The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 28.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2013

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

The Read returns this week with more soap opera games from Chris & Rihanna. Kim Kardashian looks like a couch, Lauryn Hill is going away and Wade Robson loses his damn mind.

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0:00.0	Hey everyone, I'm the next Monika.
0:02.8	I'm Carrie Underwood.
0:03.8	And this is the read.
0:06.0	Back again, episode 10.
0:07.5	It's like a landmark.
0:08.3	Oh my shit. Yeah, it is.
0:09.6	Wow, look at us.
0:10.8	It's like our little 10 party, spectacular episode.
0:14.0	We should do something.
0:15.3	So I understand that a few of you had some feelings
0:20.0	because the read was gone for a week.
0:22.4	Man, this is the thing.
0:23.3	The issue with how we were gone for six months.
0:25.6	Y'all showed out.
0:26.8	You would have thought we were gone for like the time
0:28.6	the Jessica Simpson was pregnant.
0:30.5	You would have thought we were going like a black father.
0:33.1	Life just never to show up again.
0:35.3	Just never to come back again because people were in my mentions.
0:37.9	Like, bitch, what the fuck is wrong with you?
0:41.1	Who the fuck do you think you are?
0:42.5	How dare you go on vacation?
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