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The Leviathan Chronicles

Leviathan Audio Productions

Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.6 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2025

⏱️ 28 minutes

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This episode is made possible by the generous support of our subscribers on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠. Join us at ⁠⁠patreon.com/leviathanchronicles⁠⁠ to hear episodes ad free and unlock exclusive content. Happy Holidays from everyone at Leviathan Audio Productions! Our annual December releases continue! These limited time holiday episodes return only for the month of December before heading back into the vault in January, so enjoy the magic while it lasts. This week were joining Lisette and Cluracan as they celebrate their first Christmas in America together. Can Cluracan help find the holiday spirit? Can Lisette finish cooking without setting off fire alarms? Can Cookie save Christmas? Listen and find out! Written, Directed & Created by Christof Laputka Executive Produced by Amish Jani Editing, Sound Design, and Musical Composition by Luke Allen Produced by Robin Shore Starring Claire Dodin as Lisette Mainsabiles Todd Haberkorn as Cluracan William TN Hall as Harlequinn Monia Ayachi as Adele June Yoon as Raptor David Cui Cui as Mr. Shen Linsay Rousseau as Neighbor Robin Shore as Angry Driver Luke Allen as Store Owner Samantha Parker as The Narrator Cookie the Rat as Herself Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:27.7	slash setup snow fell softly on the roof of the tidy three-bedroom house, ensconced behind a white picket fence.
0:40.3	Purlescent icicles hung like drips of frosting from the eaves of the roof, with tiny puffs of smoke wafting from the red brick chimney.
0:50.3	Cheerful coloured lights festooned the windows and doorways of the house,
0:55.0	and one could imagine the festive cheers of young children inside,
1:00.0	clamoring over presents and relishing the holiday cheer of the season.
1:05.0	Hey, asshole, watch where you're walking.
1:09.0	Hey, fuck you!
1:10.0	Carried a Christmas tree here!
1:12.9	Give me a fucking break!
1:14.5	Get out of here!
1:16.1	Chlorican crossed San Francisco's Geary Street,
1:19.3	carrying a small four-foot Christmas tree over his shoulder,
1:22.2	and walked past the department store window
1:24.8	which contained a beautiful diorama
1:27.1	of a picture- picture perfect gingerbread house
1:29.6	being visited by Santa Claus and his herd of reindeer.
1:33.2	On your left.
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