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The Leviathan Chronicles

The Leviathan Chronicles | A Salty Squid Christmas

The Leviathan Chronicles

Leviathan Audio Productions

Science Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Fiction

4.63.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

This episode is made possible by the generous support of our subscribers on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠. Join us at ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/leviathanchronicles⁠⁠⁠ to hear episodes ad free and unlock exclusive content. Happy Holidays from everyone at Leviathan Audio Productions! It’s that magical time of year again... the lights are twinkling, the cocoa is flowing, and our annual holiday episodes have returned from their long hibernation. These stories will only available for the month of December before being locked into the vault again until next holiday season. Enjoy them while they’re here! In this classic crossover with The Byron Chronicles, Evangeline makes a special offer to another immortal in exchange for some supernatural help. To learn more about Byron and his adventures, check out The Byron Chronicles, available wherever you get your podcasts To discover more podcasts set in The Leviathan Universe go to ⁠www.leviathanaudioproductions.com⁠ or ⁠follow us social on media⁠ The Leviathan Chronicles was written and created by Christof Laputka. Directed by Nobi Nakanishi. Produced by Robin Shore and Luke Allen. Edited and Sound Designed by Robin Shore and Luke Allen Original music composed by Eric Czar Starring Todd Butera as Angus McKay David Ault as Byron Laura Post as Evangeline Samantha Parker as The Narrator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello and Happy Holidays, everyone. This is David Alt, hijacking your feed just briefly.

0:08.9

I hope you're all well wherever you are in the world and you're staying safe.

0:12.5

And I'm pleased to tell you that today we have quite the Yule Tide Surprise for you.

0:17.4

A small holiday tradition, if you will.

0:20.0

A fun little story that was originally

0:21.7

released for the holidays all the way back in 2011. Now, some of you may recognize my voice

0:27.6

as Mayor Sinter of Leviathan, but I've also had the pleasure of playing another immortal character

0:32.5

in another really great podcast called The Byron Chronicles, where I play the titular Palman

0:37.4

Byron, who has been trying to keep mankind safe from the dark forces of the supernatural since before the Roman era.

0:44.0

Well, since one immortal turn deserves another, we got to thinking, what would happen if Lady Evangeline and Byron were to meet?

0:51.8

What would they say? What would they drink?

0:57.5

And of course, where else would these two amazing characters meet?

1:00.3

But for a drink at one of the world's greatest pubs,

1:02.4

the salty squid in Leviathan.

1:07.0

And now close your eyes and think of warm fires and sugar plums as together we descend into the abyss

1:09.2

to witness one of the more unlikely and most secluded of holiday rituals.

1:13.6

I hope you enjoy. Well, all my stars, aren't you aside for sore eyes.

1:30.3

Merry Christmas, Byron. Angus.

1:49.2

Byron walked into the salty squid bar and hung his dusty black overcoat on one of the mermaid-tailed coat hangers by the door.

1:55.9

Angus McKay stood proudly behind his bar, wearing a scarlet and black tartan kilt with a cropped

2:00.9

tuxedo jacket and red bow tie.

2:03.2

A red velvet Santa hat was perched on top of his head as he extended his meaty hand forward

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