Garrison Keillor, Keith Raniere, The Cryptkeeper, and more on this episode of Double Threat! Tom and Julie give The Business to disgraced radio host Garrison Keillor, who wants all his Facebook followers to know that he's sick and tired of the culture war! Plus a reading from The Lake Wobegon Virus and some new developments in the Prairie Home Companion Cruise Cancellation Investigation! Your submissions for the Awkward Exposition poll! Tales from the Crypt's Cryptkeeper! NXIVM's Keith Raniere! And All That Jazz, Jersey Mike's, smoking in the shower, Bill Barr on SNL, TikTok Toe, and the League of Scumbags!

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THIS WEEK'S LISTENER POLL:

*What are the scenes in otherwise great movies that you always fast forward through?

*What are the tracks in otherwise great albums that you always skip through?

MERCH DESIGN REQUESTS:

*Garrison Keillor & The Cryptkeeper Re-Enacting the Sex Scene from The Lake Wobegon Virus

*Albany Keith's (using the Jersey Mike's logo)

*The Cryptkeeper dressed as Keith Raniere in Volleyball Gear

*"Baby Goldilocks Loves Cookies" / Brett as Hecker's Flour Boy

*Quarantine Mask that says "Put your fingers under my mask… If you like getting chomped!"

*Quarantine Mask that says "You may not know it but I’m eating a Milky Way under this b*tch!" (using the official Milky Way logo)

*"BRETT?"

*"Please Stop, I'm Begging You"

*Tom on Barkley the Horse

*Bluto from Popeye Village (fake beard, pillow under shirt, etc) with a speech bubble that says "I'm Daddy!"

*Your own design! Based on anything that you've heard on Double Threat!

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