That's the Body of Augustus Gloop
Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling
Forever Dog
4.8 • 1.5K Ratings
🗓️ 12 October 2020
⏱️ 85 minutes
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Summary
Tom and Julie give The Business to Fatman and Rifkin's Festival and they honor the latest scientific discovery in the field of funny voices - this time, a BBC scientist and her assistant reveal what Neanderthals REALLY sounded like - and it's NOTHING like Tim Allen! Plus Tom and Julie have a few bones to pick with the flour industry and dictate three complaint emails to Hecker's Flour. Tom pitches a Taxi Driver sequel called Uber Driver! Tom and Julie's definitive ranking of the kids from Charlie and Charlie Factory! Julie's wisdom tooth horror story - she had to listen to Sgt. Pepper on shuffle! Tom' story of Barkley the horse! And more!
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| 0:00.0 | Forever. I was going to tell you, you know when you're like going to go, I didn't go under, I didn't |
| 0:17.2 | have general anesthesia, but I did insist that they will in the laughing gas machine, because |
| 0:21.9 | if there's any moment where you know you're going to use |
| 0:24.6 | that thing and I brought noise canceling headphones so that I didn't have to hear the sounds of |
| 0:31.5 | everything. All the laughing. |
| 0:32.8 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 0:35.6 | Wait, you go to a dentist where they laugh at you when they? |
| 0:38.7 | Well, the laughing gas. |
| 0:40.4 | I didn't want to hear my own laughter. |
| 0:42.1 | I usually go to the dentist he takes a pull off of it and then gives some to me |
| 0:46.7 | he goes one for you one two three for me one for you one two three for me. me. |
| 0:53.0 | You have to stop going to that dentist. |
| 0:55.0 | Dentist. |
| 0:56.0 | Does he have one of those green crosses outside of it? |
| 1:01.0 | Is he like next to a jambajus in a mall it's in a jamba juice all right well I'll give you a couple |
| 1:08.0 | names anyway I put my my noise cancelling headphones on and I was like I'm going to listen to music when I like |
| 1:13.6 | get this done and I like Sergeant Pepper a lot better than you do I like that album |
| 1:19.2 | a lot I think it's like kind of my comfort food because I listened to a lot in like fifth |
| 1:23.2 | sixth grade. So I press play and I like the first song came on and I was like |
| 1:30.4 | into it and then and then as soon as he's like all right you're gonna hear some |
| 1:35.3 | like drilling don't freak out I realize that it's on shuffle and I lose my mind |
| 1:42.4 | Tom I lose my mind, Tom. |
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