The Ramble: The fourth coming of Kevin Keegan, Jurgen Klopp slides into Kylian Mbappe’s dad’s DMs plus a Dutch touch for Alan Pardew
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 27 April 2020
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Just how many times can Kevin Keegan be brought back to St James’ Park to restore some of the feel good factor to Newcastle? At least three, it would seem. He’s being lined up for an ambassadorial role as the looming Saudi takeover continues to loom.
Another beloved ex-Newcastle legend, Alan Pardew, has had to deny that he’s getting a sweet bonus for saving ADO Den Haag from relegation even though he has, while Jurgen Klopp reckons he can get Kylian Mbappe to join Liverpool by being mates with his dad and Barcelona receive an intriguing pitch regarding the naming rights of the Nou Camp.
We also learn of Pete’s university heist and have to watch the truly dreadful 1980s movie Hotshot. Will this indignity never end?
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Further reading:
Guess who’s back. Back again. It’s Kevin Keegan:
Mike Tyson, Barcelona and weed, together at last:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52428730
Alan Pardew will not be taking his bonus, thank you very much:
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| 0:00.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen welcome to the football ramble on football ramble daily my name is Marcus Feller my name is jiving Jim Campbell I'm Luke Moore |
| 0:11.7 | Oh hello everybody jiving Jim Campbell's got a little story to tell everybody because he wasn't |
| 0:29.8 | driving the other day when he fell down his stairs at home yeah I mean I think you've told |
| 0:34.2 | everyone a story there mate I can fill it in with a little bit of color though I got up to go |
| 0:40.0 | to the bathroom in the morning so I'm just in my pants slipped on the way down didn't I landed on |
| 0:46.2 | my coccyx like Tracy Jordan and yeah it's two days later really painful so I'm actually making quite a |
| 0:54.9 | big sacrifice by sitting down for you guys today because it is it is rubbing are you sitting on a big |
| 1:00.6 | pregnant lady don't they give you when you're pregnant no but I should get one of that yeah so I think so |
| 1:06.5 | hmm well well done Jim pretty sure that's sacrifice you welcome um a general but it's |
| 1:12.8 | up to you know these these days we we're desperate for any football news and when you leave the |
| 1:17.8 | headline that Kevin Keegan could be brought back to your car if they take over havers you just |
| 1:24.5 | think this is how that's just the ticket it is in an ambassadorial role we should say because I |
| 1:30.4 | I suddenly got ridiculously excited and thought no they just sure surely they can't and obviously |
| 1:37.6 | I think they've they've listened to Saudi um behind this investment fund they've listened to our show |
| 1:43.2 | from a week or two ago Pete impassioned plea and the rest of us just can't talk about it and they've |
| 1:48.8 | thought we've got to win these guys over how are we going to win these guys over just go back to |
| 1:54.9 | the archive find out what they like and they've brought they just chuck Kevin Keegan the mix and |
| 2:00.9 | all of a sudden I'm fully in support of it but to be honest in any situation where a manager |
| 2:08.6 | loses his job at a football club every now and again the kind of the the the the person who's like |
| 2:14.5 | up in in the posh seats the ambassadah you might come in and take over you might sit in the dog out |
| 2:19.7 | crescute and style jokhania style you know these these people get their job their chances of |
| 2:25.5 | eventually so he might actually become the manager wander so you're hoping for a third coming |
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