Hello, it's Tuesday, 28th April. I'm George Breach, he's Andy Brassel, and this is

Jaws and Andy on Football Rumble Daily.

You know, the defence have completely lost the set, please. I can't remember what the

staff is, but I remember after she bleeds cup, you know, a really large proportion of the

goals that they conceded for a set, so I think there was a huge lack of getting the

basics right.

Andy, another week in lockdown, how are you feeling? How's things at home?

Yeah, pretty good. I feel like I'm keeping in reasonable physical shape, doing plenty

of exercise, eating well, even though I've not had a haircut, my hair looks okay, so...

Oh, don't.

How about you? How about you?

No haircuts for me, but I turned into a barber this week. Yes, my other half, finally,

let me get the clippers on his head, and honestly, it was the best day of quarantine

so far. I have not laughed that much in a very long time. Let's put it this way. I won't

be doing that again anytime soon, but luckily he's taken it quite well, even though it looks

pretty bad. I've shown you the photos, haven't I, Andy? It's not a good haircut.

You say that. I mean, he's quite handsome, gentlemen, so he can carry it off. He reminds

me of Havi Garcia when he first arrived at Manchester City. You know what I mean? It reminds

me of that thing in Nathan Barley, where he has a terrible haircut, and he goes, today,

ridicule, tomorrow, really cool. I think that's it. People will be copying that, as time goes

by. Well, I don't think he thinks that, but I think he's got used to it now, plus I think

it could have been worse. I mean, I could have actually just taken the whole lot off,

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