The Ramble: And a hamstring injury!
Football Ramble
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4.6 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 22 May 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Manchester City are the champions, but we all know who the real winner was this weekend. That’s right, Big Sam found a fiver on the touchline.
Jules, Vish, Jim and a pig piss-soaked Pete Donaldson take in the penultimate weekend of the Premier League season, where we ask whether a dog or an olive tree is to blame for Arsenal’s capitulation, whether West Ham should build a statue of Jules Breach, and we witness one of the most insane pieces of football commentary ever.
And Brighton have made it into Europe! One Rambler is fuming about it…
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| 0:32.5 | Welcome to the football ramble Manchester City Arts Champions but we all know who |
| 0:37.5 | the real win as well this weekend. It's Monday the 22nd of May. I'm Jill Sprint. |
| 0:41.2 | I'm Jim Campbell. I'm the Deetian Hothoragia. I'm Pete Donaldson. |
| 0:56.5 | Where are we going on a European tour? A European tour? We normally start by |
| 1:03.2 | saying our highlights of the weekend. It's pretty obvious what mine is so we'll |
| 1:06.6 | save that for later. Pete what was yours? How was your weekend? It was it was a |
| 1:11.5 | game of two halves I would say. I played 11 sides and played in Gaul and kept |
| 1:16.8 | a clean sheet until the last minute of the game and let one in so that was |
| 1:21.3 | that was upsetting and then I spent the rest of the day cleaning piss off my |
| 1:24.4 | car. So how did that get on the car? Was that a protest when the supporters |
| 1:29.4 | up you actually won that game? Yeah, I was busy as well. It was a busy |
| 1:37.0 | match and I was doing all right and then last minute I just know how it feels |
| 1:40.5 | guys. You know how it feels. A real humble brag from |
| 1:44.1 | the guys. But you know like so I bought you a car. |
| 1:49.4 | Guy before me really looked after it had it serviced every year. He was an |
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