Ramble Reacts: Newcastle return to the Champions League!
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.4K Ratings
🗓️ 23 May 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Pete got his top off within the first 20 seconds of this. And who can blame him! He’s covered in pig piss after all…
Marcus, Jim and Pete react to the most treasured 0-0 draw of the season which saw Newcastle guarantee Champions League qualification for the first time in over 20 years and Leicester guarantee… a fair go at staying up. Plus, who’d be the funniest team to get relegated and which European city does Pete want to have a scrap in first! Watch out Kazakhstan is all I’m sayin.
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to Rambore Act. Newcastle, you know, I did a back of the Champions League. |
| 0:05.9 | It's Tuesday 23rd of May. I'm Marcus Speller. |
| 0:08.4 | I'm Pete Donaldson and I'm Tim Payroll. |
| 0:24.6 | Well, well, well, Pete Donaldson. Get that top off. |
| 0:29.2 | Newcastle, you know, I did a bloody back in the Champions League for the first time since 2003. |
| 0:36.9 | Huge scenes of celebration on in Pete Donaldson's bedroom right now. |
| 0:42.4 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.2 | Great scenes of celebration. Last night at St James's Park, Peter, you must be pumped. |
| 0:47.6 | I am pumped and it almost guarantees that I'm going to be on Rambore Act every single Wednesday. |
| 0:54.8 | I choose day. |
| 0:56.6 | But I'm going to be drunk as hell. |
| 0:58.6 | Yeah. No, it was, yeah, I got so excited. |
| 1:02.3 | I had to go for a shower straight after the game. |
| 1:04.4 | I got so wet with anticipation, sweaty rather and that sounded bad. |
| 1:09.8 | And I saw who I had a robe and I was like, well, if they use any of these clips to social, |
| 1:15.0 | I can't be walking around on a show with really messy hair and a robe. |
| 1:20.2 | So I've taken my top off. |
| 1:21.8 | So I'm just putting a newcastle shirt on. |
| 1:24.4 | It's an unrelated, but what a grit situation for the fans of Newcastle United and |
| 1:30.6 | yourself, can you? |
| 1:31.4 | The tops have to come off. |
| 1:32.7 | I've never seen you do this before. |
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