THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, March 19th, 2018

The Ralph Report

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🗓️ 19 March 2018

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Mondays suck, but, THE RALPH REPORT is here to help! Today's episode: The TOP 5 things that were learned this weekend! Hey, pay attention to ADD and ADHD! And, from Nerdist and MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, the spectacular Jonah Ray! SUBSCRIBE!: www.patreon.com/theralphreport

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Ralph report with Ralph Carmen.
0:11.4	Well hello there boys and girls, welcome to the Ralph report. It's a Monday.
0:16.5	Hope you all had a terrific weekend. I did.
0:20.0	Oh, it seemed longer than usual. Packed a lot into this weekend and a little worse for where.
0:26.0	I gotta tell you, Monday morning, not looking great to me right now.
0:34.0	Would prefer to be sleeping.
0:36.0	But what are you going to do?
0:37.0	You got to get up and make the donuts, as the old commercial said.
0:41.0	So here I am with you, and of course it is a Monday and especially
0:46.2	after this weekend that means that I learned a thing or two I got a little
0:50.8	smarter this weekend so once again it is time for
0:54.0	the top five things I learned this weekend
0:58.0	yes let's kick off with
1:02.0	number two nope with. Number two.
1:03.0	Nope.
1:05.0	Let's kick off with.
1:08.0	Number one.
1:10.0	That's much better.
1:11.0	The first thing I learned this weekend is that there is a mathematical
1:16.4	equation to the intensity of hangovers that is directly correlated to your age.
1:25.0	When I started drinking and I guess this is okay to admit now.
1:30.0	Statute of limitations has to be over by now.
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