Welcome to the Ralph Report with Ralph Garman.

Hey there boys and girls welcome to the Ralph report from Monday.

Ah, we can't win so fast, didn't it?

It's a pleasure to be with you though.

That's the one good thing about a Monday is I get to hang out with you again. Thanks so much for being here

On another free Monday. That's right. We are pumping this one out to the world giving a little taste of the Ralph report and maybe if they like it

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the week what a weekend it was raining here in Southern California. I know it's kind of hard to bitch when the rest of the planet is getting brutal weather all over the place.

East Coast got beat up with snow and everybody's gone through shitty weather but in Los Angeles when it rains

that's a major catastrophe so somehow we all managed to pull our heads out of our asses and

survive the weekend it was a crazy weekend. A lot of stuff was going on. I learned

a lot this weekend about myself and about other people. Some of it good, some of it bad, but I thought I would recap it with you. I thought

I would cover the weekend with you and tell you the top five things that I learned this weekend.

But if I'm going to count down the top five things I learned this weekend,

I do need some cheesy sound effects, so...

The top five things I learned this weekend.

Right, there we go. These are the top five things that I learned this weekend. There we go.

These are the top five things that I learned this weekend.

Here's the first thing I learned this weekend.

Now once again, I need some cheesy sound effects.

Number one. Here we go. Number one. I have the best listeners in the world. This

weekend on Saturday we did our first ever live chat. We did a live stream video chat with the three and four star generals and

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