Welcome to the Ralph Report with Ralph Garman.

Hey boys and girls welcome to the Ralph report for a Monday. I'm sorry nothing I can do about it. It's a Monday we all have to get back to our business whatever that may be, school, work, what have you.

But look, at least we have each other.

You're here, I'm here.

Let's make the best of it, shall we?

I had a pretty good weekend.

Hope you did too.

My girls are back, my wife and my daughter finally got back yesterday on

Sunday so the family is reunited and we're still have a little bit of spring break

left for my kids so we're going to take off later this week.

And so Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, there will be some new content for the Ralph Report. I won't be doing the stuff I usually do with

the showbiz news and everything else but I will talk about that later.

Anyway, Monday and Tuesday will be complete brand new shows and starting today Monday of course that means

the top five things I learned this weekend that's right what did I learn this

weekend that I can share with you? It was a very productive weekend

My girls didn't get home until Sunday night, so I had a whole full weekend to learn a whole bunch of stuff that came in very handy and I hope it does for you as well.

Number five.

Number five is that nothing makes me feel worse about myself than people who jog in the rain.

It was raining here in Southern California this past week, a ton.

We had a ton of rain for Southern California you don't move to

California especially Los Angeles for the rain but when we do get it I know

everybody says oh we need the rain yeah yeah fuck that, I hate rain because I'm not used to it.

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