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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

The Quarantine Tapes (Parts 1-4)

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Jay Oakerson

4.73.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

Dan & Jay are recording at Jay's apartment after New York City goes on lock down. Jay explains what counts as having seen bush. Everyone is grateful to be quarantined in the age of the internet.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:02.7

Hi, I'm Dan Soder.

0:06.3

I'm Big J. Ocasin.

0:07.6

And you're listening to the Best of the Bond Fire.

0:09.4

Stay tuned to hear some of our favorite moments from this week.

0:12.0

You can listen to the Bond Fire Live every Monday through Thursday from 6th to 8 pm on Comedy Central Radio.

0:17.1

Serious XM95 or on demand on the Serious XM app.

0:20.8

Also, be sure to follow us on all social media at the Bond Fire, SXM.

0:24.8

Hey everyone, it's Jigab and welcome to the Bond Fire's Best of the Week.

0:28.9

New York City might be in lockdown.

0:30.9

Big J and Dan might not be able to make it to the Serious XM Studios to broadcast.

0:35.4

But that didn't stop them from getting the Bond Fire to the people.

0:38.7

And so they began the quarantine tapes.

0:41.9

What's weird about Tuesday was I don't think we thought it would be our last live show for the, you know what I mean?

0:50.2

I was not a... Tuesday I was not friends.

0:54.2

Well, Tuesday I wasn't a friend.

0:56.9

Wednesday is when I started to get like me and Fenolia going up to work.

1:01.9

Or like nervous and then got ourselves like, ah, dude like, you know, we're doing the thing that you're doing.

1:09.4

Like probably worst case scenario for me is I get sick for a little bit.

1:13.9

You know what I mean? And be back in a week or two weeks whatever.

1:16.9

And then that's when Becky Rodriguez walked up and just gloom and doom.

1:21.4

She's here and goes, everyone's gonna get, she has the perfect like dead pan-face dude.

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