Quarantine Bush (feat. Justin Silver)

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy, Comedy Interviews, Jay Oakerson

4.7 • 3.7K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Dan & Jay pledge to grow out their man-bushes until the quarantine is lifted. Jay gives his thoughts on Feldog's motivation behind "My Truth:The Rape of Two Coreys" Documentary. Dan discusses how he will reveal the secret identity of his girlfriend to the world. DJ Lou confesses to facetime sex with his girlfriend.

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0:03.7	Hey, I'm Big J.O. Persoon, and I'm Dan Soder, and you're listening to the Best of the
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0:25.8	Hi, this is Jacob, and welcome to the Bond Fire Best of the Week.
0:29.9	Life isn't easy for anyone these days, which is why Dan and Jay committed to growing
0:34.5	out their man-bushes until the quarantine is lifted.
0:38.0	Hmm, speaking of funny, you say that I watched Jackass three last night?
0:43.6	Pontius shows dawn at a few times.
0:46.5	Totally shaved, Dick.
0:48.3	Completely shaved.
0:49.3	Yeah, that's odd.
0:51.3	That is odd.
0:52.3	To take a look at it once, years and years ago, not a good look for this guy.
0:57.4	It feels not a good look for this fellow right here.
1:01.0	It looks like a, like, it's like farmers' tan for some reason.
1:05.8	Like the way when you shave your whole dick, it just looks like the part of your arm that
1:10.7	never saw the sun.
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