Mets are trying to avoid getting swept by the Padres.

They're not doing a good job of that because they're down 4-0 at the end of three. Bad defense really did them in in the third inning. Francisco Lindor made a bad throw. And my guy Pete Alonzo couldn't scoop it. He should have reminded me of the Volpe Goldschmidt play from last night in the Yankee game. Except for they got out of it. That is true. In the MEC game, they didn't because the next hitter, Gavin Sheets had a two-run home run.

So the Mets are down 4-0. Maybe on the verge of getting swept by the San Diego Padres. They did make a big trade for Tyler Rogers, reliever from the San Francisco Giants. And the New York Yankees are about to play game three of a four-game series against the Tampa Bay Rays. Their lineup tonight features no Paul Goldschman. And look, the negative of not playing Goldie to me, and I made this argument a few days ago, was defense. But last night, he should have scooped the Volpe ball. I mean the first to say it. So they stack up the offense a little bit by Ben Rice playing first base. They had the extra lefty. So very left-handed lineup. In fact, only two right-hand hitters in this lineup tonight. It's Grisham, Ben Rice, Bellinger, Jean-Carlo Jazz Dominguez, make a man, Volpey, and Wells. In the starting lineup against Zach Lattel, the right-hander, Yankees raised tonight at Yankee Stadium. Right now, and I don't know who's going to do it because yesterday at this time, Sean did a Cinco. We all criticized it, but Lugie was especially harsh. And Sean got so upset. He said, you know what? You do the Cinco tomorrow. So I don't know who I'm introducing. All I know is it's Cinco to 5-0 time. Cinco de 5-0 with Evan and Tiki on the fans. Cinco Day 5-0 is brought to you by Helix Wireless, connecting everything everywhere. And TruthBe told me and Tommy looked at each other's your tease going into the break. I forgot I said that. Tommy forgot I said that. And at this moment, I don't even remember what yesterday's Cinco was. So let's try it here. You have it to remind you? Yeah, what was it? You said guys that need to be wrapped in bubble wrap for the Jets and Giants, not named Andrew Thomas. Since he's already in bubble wrap and you didn't listen.

And we were all upset like you can't exclude the most important football player in New York.

And even though you did exclude the most important football player in New York, particularly for the Giants,

Evan sat there and looked at you the whole time waiting for you to say it.

Exactly. He said, I'm listening intently and wasn't listening.

And then the cheese in that Cinco yesterday was for Evan to bite on was that he didn't have fields on the list. So I told Sean, why not tomorrow do the top five most important players in football, don't put New York, don't put fields in it, and then you could have your argument. And he didn't do that, I don't think. I don't think Justin Fields is one of the most important players. Okay, good. I think that I want to see him out of the curiosity of, hey, can they turn him into the franchise quarterback that we thought he could be coming out of Ohio State? But I think the Jets are equipped with the way they're going to attack this year to be fine with Tyrod Taylor. I agree with that. so we have nothing to argue about. Yeah, no, you misread me. I'm very fair with the Jets, as much as you don't think I am. I try to be. All right, so I'm going sports adjacent here. After Happy Gilmore 2, no spoilers, by the way. I'm here to give you the top five comedy movies I now want sequels of after seeing Happy Gilmore.

I like this list.

All right.

It should also be noted that I excluded, like the Andrew Thomas thing, wedding singer two, because when I typed this list, I was under the impression, thanks to Evan and his sister, there was going to be a wedding singer too.

Have we confirmed from Netflix?

There is no wedding singer too? I did not get a response. However, your sister has now backed off. Yeah, she doesn't think it's real. She doesn't think it's real. So Evan, one of the five movies you will hear will not be wedding singer, so do not yell at me for it. Before you start your list side bet with my dear friend Tommy and Tiki, there a really good chance one of the sequels he wants was already created that's my guess it's so funny that you said that I went through his list trying to see if we could catch him I won't say whether or not he did put something on there that's already been a sequel but I went through the list right so I'm going to assume you think I would have put Anchorman. I didn't like original Anchorman, so I never followed to watch two. Okay. Okay. Here we go. There we go! Number five. Big Daddy. Can I interest anybody in Big Grandpa? I love Big Daddy. It's one of my favorites.

It was funny.

As soon as that came out of your mouth.

I was like, how the hell are they going to do a sequel to that? And then he just came out, the big grandpa. Yeah. I mean, that's what you got to do. You've got to skip a generation. It's like, yeah. That actually might work. I think it could work. All right, here we go. Number four.

Step brothers.

Let's get Will Ferrell and John C. Raleigh back together.

They're like alone ventures have now failed, and they again have to move back in with mom and dad who they reunited and get Hulk hands. It'd be funny. We'd get some laughs out of it. All right, here we go. Number three. Wedding Crashers, too. I don't know how you'd pull it off with a couple old men like Vince Vaughn going to

crashing weddings again, but give me a wedding crashers too.

All right.

Number two.

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