The purest Soccer AM lineup, the Messi of Maths and the tidiest Premier League player
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The Athletic
4.8 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2023
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Charlie Eccleshare for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: Marking the demise of Soccer AM by selecting its ultimate guest lineup, "The Messi of Maths" and his equivalent of the cold, wet Tuesday night in Stoke, some very alternative goal commentary from the archives and an unexpected footballing name pops up in Law & Order: Special Victims Unit.
Meanwhile, the panel dissect the art of the Wacky Friday Press Conference Question and try to statistically crown the "tidiest" player in the Premier League.
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| 0:00.0 | The Athletic. |
| 0:04.9 | I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like. |
| 0:10.4 | Is Gas going to have a crack? |
| 0:12.2 | He is, you know. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, he's there. |
| 0:15.6 | Brilliant. |
| 0:18.8 | He's round the goalkeeper! |
| 0:21.1 | He's done it! |
| 0:22.7 | Absolutely incredible! |
| 0:24.7 | He launched himself six feet into the crowd, and Kung Fu kicked. |
| 0:30.8 | A supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of an out giving him lip. |
| 0:35.4 | Oh, I say! |
| 0:37.3 | It's amazing! It does it tame, and tame, getting him lip! Oh, I say, it's amazing. |
| 0:38.4 | It does it tame and tame and tame again. |
| 0:41.4 | Frank up the music, charge a glass. |
| 0:45.3 | This nation is going to dance all night. |
| 0:50.4 | RIP Soccer AM, but what's the most soccer AM line-up imaginable? |
| 0:55.1 | The messy of maths and his equivalent of a cold-wet Tuesday night in Stoke, |
| 0:59.2 | every wacky Friday Premier League press conference answer ever, |
| 1:02.9 | some very alternative goal commentary from the Nottingham Forest archives, |
| 1:06.7 | who's the tidiest player in the Premier League, |
| 1:09.6 | and an unexpected name pops up in Law and Order, special victims unit. |
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