Fictional football shirts & the most internationally eligible player of all time
For Our Sins: The Clichés Pod Archive
The Athletic
4.8 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 21 March 2023
⏱️ 36 minutes
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Summary
The Athletic's Adam Hurrey is joined by David Walker and Nick Miller for the Adjudication Panel. On the agenda: The most punworthy FA Cup quarter-final in living memory, Nike vs Warner Bros in a Ted Lasso kit saga, the player eligible to play for the most different countries, tracking down the goalkeeper cited in an unfortunate dictionary definition and, once again, checking in with good old Richard Keys.
Meanwhile, the panel debate whether it's better to be a "handy" side or a "useful" one and which Premier League fixtures just belong in a certain year.
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| 0:00.0 | The Athletic. |
| 0:05.2 | I'm sorry, you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like. |
| 0:10.4 | Is gas going to have a crack? |
| 0:12.2 | He is, you know. |
| 0:13.0 | Oh, he fell! |
| 0:15.6 | Brilliant! |
| 0:18.8 | But jeez! |
| 0:19.7 | He's round the goalkeeper! |
| 0:21.1 | He's done it! |
| 0:22.7 | He's totally incredible! |
| 0:24.7 | He launched himself six feet into the crowd, and Kung Fu kicked. |
| 0:30.8 | A supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of an out giving him lip. |
| 0:35.4 | Oh, I say! |
| 0:37.3 | It's amazing! It does it tame, and tame, getting him lip. Oh, I say, it's amazing. |
| 0:38.4 | It does it tame and tame and tame again. |
| 0:41.4 | Frank up the music, charge a glass. |
| 0:45.3 | This nation is going to dance all night. |
| 0:48.9 | The most pun-worthy F-A-Cup quarterfinal in living memory. |
| 0:52.7 | Is it better to be a handy side or a useful one? |
| 0:55.6 | Which sports do and don't deserve to have a figurative cathedral to play in? |
| 0:59.6 | The most internationally eligible footballer of all time? |
| 1:02.8 | Why one unwitting former goalkeeper will forever be the dictionary definition of a lapsing concentration? |
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