What's happened, beautiful people?

Uncle Joey here with his fucking trusted Cato for another fun-filled episode of the church

of what's happening now, new edition.

It's Tuesday, the 14th of October.

Are you kidding me or what?

Wednesday will be halftime already, and that puts you at two months from Christmas.

Half-time what?

Half-time of October. Oh. The 15th. What the fucking thing I'm talking about? I have no idea. And the 15th is also the anniversary of my fucking savior. When I walked in the door, my wife told me she wanted to get separated and divorced. That's what the anniversary is. October 15th, 35 years ago, that bitch cut me loose. Thank God. Do you write these dates down? Yeah. Just to see what the fuck I am every year at this time. Yeah, but how do you remember, like, from 30 years ago? I remember all the crucial fucking dates, okay? I remember all the important dates. Sentencings, shit like that.

Just so you know where you're at.

If you don't know, listen, if you don't know your past, you're not going to know your future.

Right.

I understand that.

But from 40, like, like now it would be easy.

Like now you could put it on your calendar if you really wanted to remember it.

But in 19 whatever, 90 whatever that you guys broke up.

You imagine wanting to do something so fucking bad.

Like for three months, this is all you think about.

Like, how am I going to do stand-up comedy?

How am I going to do it?

This came out of left field when I walked in that afternoon for lunch

at 2 in the afternoon, and she was waiting for him. And she just pulled up a paper like, what's this? I go, it's a student loan I took up. Look at the bottom. It's this paid. What's the problem? Well, you never told me about it. A relationship done. Good. What do you want me to tell you, it's paid. That's it. It's over. Done. Right.

I don't think this is going's paid. That's it. It's over. Done.

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