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The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

The Criminal Mentality

The Church of What's Happening Now: The New Testament

Joey Coco Diaz

Joey, Comedy, Diaz, Music, Tv & Film

4.818.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Joey Diaz tells Lee Syatt about his recent hospital stay and how he broke out, that he joined comedy to be an "outlaw" and why he is fearful for the future of stand up comedy, why he doesn't believe in, "selling out" and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

What's happening, beautiful people?

0:02.0

Uncle Joey here with his Jewish Cato, Lee Syatt,

0:05.9

for another fun-filled episode of the Church New Testament.

0:10.6

It's October 21st, tap, chop, chop, nine more weeks to Christmas,

0:16.2

and you're still looking at me like I'm missing the boat.

0:18.9

Anyway, we're here.

0:20.5

I'm ready for a tremendous Tuesday.

0:22.5

How about you?

0:23.1

I'm ready.

0:23.7

All right, let's do this. Let's kick this off with a quick advertising from the advertisement. Listen, we don't like doing this, but this is how we got to do it, all right? They went in the beginning. That's how they wanted, all right? he's got a wedding to pay for it with an open bar.

0:37.0

I got a kid.

0:37.8

She wants to go to private school.

0:39.9

Things will happen.

0:40.6

All right.

0:40.8

So we'll be right back. wanted, all right? He's got a wedding to pay for it with an open bar. I got a kid. She wants

0:38.1

to go to private school. Things are happening. All right. So we'll be right back. What's

0:42.5

happening, beautiful people? It's Uncle Joey. Halloween is coming. Let me tell you some. Guys

0:46.7

enter the room, dig first where I come from. Make an impression with blue chew. It's the

0:52.6

original brand offering chewable tablets for better sex.

0:56.5

Listen, Halloween's coming and you want to stick it up some of these posts, correct?

1:00.7

Blue Chew is like someone gave you downstairs a pep talk and a gym membership.

1:05.8

It gets your shit.

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