The Pub Notice Board - 'How to Cook a Tugboat Bell'

The Moon Under Water

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🗓️ 12 December 2024

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

It's the second-to-last week of The Moon Under Water, and we're putting the ultimate in penultimate with this week's Pub Notice Board.

You can expect all the usuals: a round up of this week's pubbing, top notch emails, correspondent applications, and a query about how to cook tugboat bells. But there's also important Guinness news, a glance into Dan's future post-Moon Under Water, and a correspondent application with a twist...

Keep your eyes and ears peeled for a special episode next week, where the tables are turned, and landlord and regular, Robbie and Dan will be designing their very own dream watering holes. Then we're off to the actual pub in next week's final Notice Board.

Keep sending in your correspondence for one last week to [email protected], and we'll keep reading it.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to the Moon Underwater's penultimate pub notice board. I am the landlord Robbie Knox and I am joined as always by my trusty regular Mr Dan Trellfer.
0:27.0	Dan, how are you?
0:28.6	Very well, thank you mate.
0:30.3	Very well indeed.
0:31.6	Been down the estuary?
0:32.9	Because you are actually moving away from the realm altogether, aren't you?
0:36.3	I am.
0:37.0	So I've, yes, I've spent quite a lot of time down there the last few days,
0:41.2	walking up and down by the river, in deep contemplation, really, about what's going to happen
0:47.7	to my life, you know, the mistakes I've made.
0:52.5	Of which there are many.
0:54.3	Yes.
0:55.9	Skimming stones badly across the estuary.
1:01.2	Did they bounce at all?
1:02.5	No, no, no, no.
1:03.6	So just really just throwing stones into the estuary.
1:06.7	It was quite depressing.
1:08.2	What are you going to do with your tugboat bell?
1:10.6	Are you going to keep it?
1:11.5	Well, yes.
1:12.2	I probably will.
1:13.7	I might, well, you know, I mean, it might be one of many things I'm going to have to sell to survive.
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