Alex Horne - The Soft Glove

The Moon Under Water

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Food, Comedy, Arts, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 675 Ratings

🗓️ 9 December 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The details of the task are as follows: Construct your dream pub. The only limitations are your mind and the format of the show. You have approximately one hour. Your time starts on the theme tune.

Taskmaster fans assemble! For the greatest of all the assistants, Little Alex Horne, is shuffling into The Moon Under Water to build his dream pub. Regular Dan finally comes up trumps by reeling in his work colleague to hear of his great ideas.

A close associate of the old landlord John, it’s a wonder it’s only now that he makes it into the pub!

So kick back and absorb a delightful chat which covers niche Scottish liqueurs, lazy susans and cocktail sausage vending machines.

As has been mentioned on the Pub Notice Board, The Moon Under Water will be closing it's doors and be coming to an end. The pub will still exist in the other realm but it shall not be coming to you week by week by the means of podcast feeds. So if there's anything you want to get in then get it in sharpish. Get your notes in for the final Pub Notice Board on [email protected], plus if you fancy a visual tapas of all our guests from the show then head to @moonunderpod on the socials. Cheers!

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0:00.0	I'm Robbie Knox and I'm the landlord of the Moon Underwater, architect's table where guests draw up the plans for their very own dream
0:38.5	pubs. They pick the drinks on tap, the bottles that fill up the fridges and everything in
0:42.9	between, down to the colour of the curtains and the dog snacks on offer. So deep dive into all
0:48.3	things pub and everyone is welcome. But who's that walking in to have me sit at the bar with strong vibes of pub knowledge.
0:57.3	It's my trusty regular. The man who knows everything there is to know about these parts.
1:01.0	It's Dan Trell for Dan. Hi, mate. How are you? I'm very well, thanks. How have you been? What were you
1:07.0	up to this week? Estuary stuff or anything different um i did i did i do a bit of sailing
1:10.8	this week on the estuary it's very windy is and i can't sail so it didn't go well but what happened
1:16.1	yeah i capsized okay nearly drowned swam ashore yep oh that's cool survived oh that's so um wonderful
1:24.3	wonderful news of that um i don't know what you're doing here, Dan,
1:28.0	because I've not actually booked a guest for this week.
1:30.8	Okay.
1:31.4	I've brought a guest with me.
1:33.3	Is that a bit of a liberty?
1:35.4	What just had one?
1:36.7	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:37.3	Is that the guy out in your car out there?
1:38.6	Yes.
1:39.2	Can he come in?
1:40.2	Yeah.
1:40.8	Yeah.
1:41.6	Yeah.
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