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Plumbing the Death Star

The Problems of Being Frozen in Time (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2015

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes bid farewell to their time period, crash a plane into the snow, and slowly become encased in ice while wondering what the ramifications would be if we woke up sixty years in the future. We imagine horrifying future porn, the nature of lactic acid and Rove McManus’ quest for relevancy. Jackson wonders how meaningful Captain America’s relationship with Peggy actually was, James believes watching any of the Saw films would cause Steve Rogers to commit suicide, and Zammit just wishes people would stop viewing the past through rose tinted glasses. So wave goodbye to your loved ones, scream at the overwhelming lights of Times Square and try to cope with a future you are not part of. It’s almost as depressing as realising Hawkeye twerks better than you.Want to help us employ Christopher Lloyd for wacky time-travel based practical jokes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make a difference in helping Steve Rogers acclimatise.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably several versions of the Time Machine so you can get an idea of what you’re in for (Morlocks, you’re gonna be attacked by morlocks).

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