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Plumbing the Death Star

Ethical Concerns of Meta Human Prisons (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes get caught in a particle accelerator explosion, gain the power of speed and start putting other powered people in windowless boxes underground with the blessing of our cop dad and never once question any ethical dilemmas that might arise. We attempt to sue the Hulk, suggest meta humans should have their own system of law, and explore the bitchiness of the Justice League. Jackson points out that Flash's MO is the same as a Batman villain, Zammit could not deal with a solid 20 minutes in a box, and James proposes a virtual reality prison for meta humans. So ask your policeman daddy to give you carte blanche to kidnap people, tap into the speedforce, and decide who's box-worthy. The answer is usually anything that isn’t you.Want to help us find an ethical way to treat these superpowered criminals? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in helping this evil meta humans reform.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least seventeen books explaining the Geneva Conventions.

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