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The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

The Private Collection - LOT C - (My Wife Is Trying To Kill Me)

The Antiquarium of Sinister Happenings

Lauren Shand

Society & Culture, Fiction, Drama, Arts

4.8850 Ratings

🗓️ 14 January 2025

⏱️ 3 minutes

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Summary

A sampling from The Obsidian Covenant. For items from the antique dealer's private collection, an interruption-free experience, and more - http://www.theobsidiancovenant.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

93. Oh, we trust the antique dealer has been taking good care of you. Well, what are you waiting for? Make the ultimate leap into eternal damnation. Receive the sacrament at the obsidian covenant.com. Be among the enlightened and begin your ascension into unforgiving darkness.

0:22.0

You'll be immersed in the stories of our items with no interruption.

0:26.3

Explore objects from the antique dealer's private collection and plenty more.

0:31.9

Here is but a small taste of the wonders that await you.

0:35.5

Ave, Domina, Octus.

0:38.3

Hail to the ancient wretched scourge.

0:41.6

Toodoo!

0:47.3

Welcome, Obsidian Covenant member.

0:50.7

I appreciate you joining me here after hours to take home some items from my private collection.

0:59.8

I present to you a bag full of medicine bottles.

1:05.5

It's got the cure for a broken heart in.

1:09.1

My wife is trying to kill me.

1:14.2

I know this sounds crazy,

1:16.9

but I cannot ignore the signs anymore.

1:20.4

My wife, Sarah,

1:23.3

has been inexplicably changing her behavior

1:25.9

for a few weeks now.

1:29.6

Why would she want to kill me?

1:32.8

It's not very complicated.

1:34.7

I've been working as a head designer for a major brand for five years now, and I've amassed

1:40.7

a small fortune.

1:43.0

I've always loved Sarah deeply.

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