L equals H.

Welcome, Fred.

Come in, come in.

You've chosen a fine day to wander into my little shop of forgotten treasures.

The air is just crisp enough to make you appreciate the warmth of a mystery, don't you think?

Ah, ha ha, ha.

Well, what's this?

Your attention lingers on a shelf not often noticed.

Yes, an unassuming relic of a time not so distant, yet removed from us in spirit an old VHS tape this

one is stamped with fading letters that appear to read the Timberbrook hiking trail

guide harmless enough at first glance wouldn't you say Here's where it gets peculiar.

This tape has a story of its own to tell.

So I must ask,

did you by chance ever watch the Timberbrook Hiking Trailer Video as a kid?

Before we begin, I want to point out some of the customers whose names have been etched in brass

on this beautiful plaque I had made above the front desk.

These are some of the members of the inner circle of the antiquarium.

We go by the Obsidian Covenant.

Recent initiates include Jonathan Lundy, Tim Tweed, Ivy Jones, Ron Robinson, Tosh Rulez, Porrible, Tara Hines, Yolanda Peoples, and Stephanie Williams.

We are ever appreciative of your devotion to The Order.

Go to the Obsidian Covenant.com to receive the sacrament.

Now, where were we? Oh yes. Welcome to the antiquarium

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