The Princess Diaries (w/ Noor of "The Reality Is" Podcast)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 January 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Noor from "The Reality Is" podcast joins Donny and Chelsea to recap "The Princess Diaries," but before they get to the movie, the hosts try to bully their guest into telling them they look like celebrities (that they don't look like). Together, they try to get to the bottom of the Anne Hathaway hatred of the mid-2000s (it's the pixie cut, right?) Donny shares his most traumatizing memory that leaves him blushing, and Chelsea admits that she knows she'd be a great cult leader. Chelsea is reminded repeatedly in this episode that Donny is a boy, but they bond over their time doing morning announcements in middle school. This episode is brought to you by Alyssa Milano (but she doesn't know it). To hear (or watch) this recap in its unedited, unhinged entirety, head to our newly launched Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/iamthecuteoneFor our merch, check out iamthecuteone.comFollow Us on Social Media!Chelsea: @ohnochelsDonny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're invited to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:05.0	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and recap some of the cutest movies that need our millennial minds explode.
0:12.0	Hello, I am Donnie, and I am the cute one.
0:16.0	And I am Chelsea, and I am the cute one.
0:19.0	And we are here with the cutest one, and that is Nor from the Reality is Podcast. Welcome!
0:26.0	Hi guys!
0:27.0	Hi!
0:28.0	Hi, you little cute.
0:29.0	Oh my god!
0:31.0	I didn't realize how much I appreciated being called cute, but I don't.
0:37.0	Oh yeah, well we can do it every morning if you'd like.
0:41.0	That'll be our new business venture.
0:43.0	We're gonna create a ringtone that's just like, hey, you're adorable.
0:47.0	Hi, good morning, you're cute.
0:49.0	When my sister was like four years old, no, maybe older.
0:53.0	But I set it as her alarm clock, where I said wake up bitch.
1:00.0	Wake up!
1:01.0	So maybe we can do alarm clocks where we just call people cute instead.
1:06.0	I need to unpack you calling your sister, potentially elementary age sister, telling her to wake up by saying wake up bitch.
1:14.0	Oh yeah, like when I first started calling her a bitch when she was a little girl, my dad was like, hey!
1:20.0	And then my mom was like, he means that I have a term of indian.
1:25.0	So then, like later in life when I would call other people bitches, then I had the poor girl so like ingrained that she was like, hey, that's my name.
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