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Crash Dummies Podcast

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4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2025

⏱️ 96 minutes

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0:00.0	Think about cheese.
0:21.6	Make your thoughts cheesier. Now add 100% chicken breast fillet, Chipopla sauce and ameta cheese melt. And it's giving the new cheesy chicken stack at McDonald's. Did we mention it's cheesy. Cheese. Available until the 4th of Jan, 2026 from 11am. Price and participation may vary. Subjects availability. Hey, subjects availability Hey Harry Hello mate Got any tips for the football
0:22.7	Your best bet is to head over to bet Victor
0:24.6	They're giving new customers
0:26.2	A terrific welcome offer
0:27.5	If you bet a minimum of 10 pound
0:29.4	They'll give you 30 pound in free bets
0:31.4	Full, that's a steel of a deal
0:33.2	It's a good darn deal
0:34.3	That'll make your squirrel for real
0:35.8	Neil
0:36.6	My name's not Neil.
0:38.2	I know, but it rhymes.
0:40.1	Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor.
0:43.5	18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply at gamblerware.org.
0:49.9	I recently went to somebody's house for Thanksgiving.
0:54.7	And the food was good.
0:57.2	The house was clean.
0:58.8	But the person that was cooking and the person who house it was, they were musty.
1:07.3	Okay.
1:08.4	And like, I get people to benefit of the doubt. Like like we hooping and I smell you maybe you know
1:14.2	you didn't catch a shower you at the grocery store I smell you maybe you came here after the gym
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