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Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

The Pans Turned Him On

Crash Dummies Podcast with Pat and Mike

Crash Dummies Podcast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I started to have some reflection time, right?

0:02.6

And I started thinking back to all the times that I might have been super disrespectful and I just glanced over it.

0:10.3

And I can vaguely remember my ex-girlfriend talking to me about something very important, something to do with her grandma who had just passed.

0:24.9

And Steph Curry had hit a buzzer beer at the stage.

0:28.9

Oh, shit.

0:32.1

And it was like...

0:33.0

That's fucked up.

0:34.2

That's crazy.

0:35.1

And I saw it.

0:37.1

And I literally, because right when she started the conversation, I saw that it was only a couple

0:41.1

seconds left.

0:42.1

But I can see out of the corner of my eye on Twitter that he hit the shot.

0:47.9

So the most disrespectful thing I ever did is I started playing a video and I started act like

0:53.8

I was scratching my nose and looking at it. I said, oh, word. Or if you're getting in an argument too and then something like crazy happening, especially like for me, it would be like a boxing fight that's going on and shit like that and you're in an argument. Why this thing's on TV, but you kind of still want to like peek over and shit.

1:11.5

Yeah.

1:11.7

You're not having conversations.

1:13.0

Like, no, it's not how it went.

1:17.1

What the fuck?

1:18.4

No.

1:18.7

Or you just like subconsciously do something that you would naturally do.

1:25.8

You know what I'm saying?

1:27.1

Like there's been times I've been like like, in an argument with a woman,

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