The Price Is Right (w/ Allen Maldonado, Nyima Funk, Maribeth Monroe, Jaime Moyer)
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 May 2018
⏱️ 69 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins is the mysterious voice that welcomes all back to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is actor Allen Maldonado of The Last OG! Allen chats about what he would have his evil twin do if he had one, his mother having his family go on The Price Is Right on their 18th birthday, and a string of bad luck events that started and ended with car accidents. Then, they are joined by improvisers Nyima Funk, Maribeth Monroe, and Jaime Moyer, to improvise a story set at The Price Is Right. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!This episode is brought to you by Mack Weldon ( www.mackweldon.com code: PFT).
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| 0:00.0 | Nya. |
| 0:03.0 | Oh, welcome. |
| 0:08.0 | Oh, folks, I wish I could see your faces right now. |
| 0:14.0 | But I'm glad you can't see mine |
| 0:18.0 | because you'd fall in love with me. |
| 0:21.9 | That's right. |
| 0:28.7 | Isn't it weird that none of you know what I look like and you never will? |
| 0:32.8 | Excuse me, I just have to pour myself a glass of water. |
| 0:45.4 | I am a mysterious voice that you choose to put into your head on a weekly basis. |
| 0:48.0 | Who does that? |
| 0:49.5 | That's weird, guys. |
| 0:55.5 | We all have our things, right? |
| 1:00.1 | Like, you choose to put a weird voice in your head. |
| 1:06.3 | I'm a vigilante who hunts murderers. |
| 1:14.5 | Now, notice I said hunts did not say kills because murder is a sin. |
| 1:17.0 | When I get a hold of these murderers? |
| 1:18.8 | Oh boy, do I let him have it. |
| 1:26.4 | I like to start off with, what would your parents think about this? |
| 1:34.8 | That's got to be the number one thing you say to a murderer. |
| 1:36.3 | An admitted murderer. |
| 1:38.3 | Like, I murder, I love it. |
| 1:39.5 | Oh, what would your parents think about this? |
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