Grocery Store (w/ Natasha Rothwell, Hal Lublin)

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 May 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins contemplates whether he wants welcome everyone back back to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is Natasha Rothwell of HBO’s Insecure and Love, Simon! Natasha chats about a dream she had that is actually interesting, how she deals with confrontation, and the best part of being an army brat. Then, they are joined by improviser Hal Lublin, to improvise a story set in a Grocery Store. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!This episode is brought to you by Leesa ( www.leesa.com/PFT ).

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0:00.0	Hmm. Hmm.
0:08.9	Do I want to welcome everybody to the show or not?
0:13.8	I usually always do, but nobody ever asked me if I want to.
0:19.4	I'm thinking about it.
0:23.9	All right.
0:25.6	Welcome to the show.
0:28.5	Guys, of course I want to welcome you to the show.
0:31.6	I always do, even when I'm not doing the show.
0:36.5	Just like wandering around. Saying welcome to the show. Just like wandering around.
0:40.1	Saying welcome to the show.
0:44.0	Usually it's like opening doors.
0:46.9	Go through any door.
0:48.1	Welcome to the show.
0:49.5	I said I've trained myself to say it under my breath so that people don't hear.
0:54.4	But I mean, it's anything.
0:55.9	I'll open up a cabinet, the refrigerator.
1:03.0	Take the lid off a jar of pills.
1:07.5	I love pills by the jar.
1:12.4	When I go in to get my many prescriptions filled,
1:18.0	I will always specify, I don't want the child safety cap,
1:21.7	and also please put them in a mason jar.
1:25.8	And then what I do is I hoard the pills.
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