The Preview Show: Tom Cairney Fan Fiction
Football Ramble
Stak Production
4.6 • 9.3K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
Join us for a bumper Barclays preview! Marcus, Luke, Jim and Vish settle in to write some Tom Cairney fan fiction and wonder if Steve McClaren will tear his hair island out should Man United get punished by Jürgen n’ co.
Elsewhere, Stevey Cooper looks to save his skin Under The Lights™ and Chelsea vote to ban something they’ve been doing all season - very noble.
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