Ramble Reacts: Newcastle’s European adventure ends
Football Ramble
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🗓️ 13 December 2023
⏱️ 32 minutes
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Summary
After Newcastle’s chaotic loss against Milan, Pete comes down from off the ceiling to commiserate Andy, who saw his dreams of some paid Europa League work at St James’ go up in smoke.
Commiserations are also extended to fans of the Premier League’s UEFA coefficient and we catch up with results elsewhere, as the Champions League group stages rage against the dying of the light.
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| 1:20.1 | oh what a night of the Miffieu Barclayas. Welcome to Ramble React. I'm Pete Donaldson. I'm joined by Mr. Mr. And the Brazil. You know Danny Kelly has called me that for years actually is is given it the the |
| 1:51.2 | European flourish as we do a European show together. |
| 1:54.0 | And I just think it fits, I've never corrected it, I'm fine with it. |
| 1:57.0 | I think that's fair, Brasse, yeah. |
| 1:59.0 | Brassere, brassesere, I mean... |
| 2:00.0 | Like if I was checking in at a French hotel that's definitely what I would do. |
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