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🗓️ 20 October 2020
⏱️ 58 minutes
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The shuttle run! The flexed arm hang! The v-sit reach! These terms are seared into the memories of an entire generation of American schoolchildren. But did the President's Physical Fitness Test actually make us fitter? (Spoiler: lol no)
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0:00.0 | Hi everybody and welcome to Maintenance Phase where we will tell you all about the hidden |
0:15.5 | histories of health, wellness and, you know, your worst memories from childhood. |
0:20.7 | That's remarkably accurate today. |
0:24.2 | I mean, unfortunately. |
0:25.6 | I don't know anyone who felt affirmed by this particular thing. |
0:29.2 | I'm Aubrey Gordon. |
0:30.2 | I'm a writer and author and fat lady about town and I can't shut up about my new dog. |
0:35.2 | Oh yeah, we have a special guest today sitting on your bed behind you. |
0:39.0 | Yeah, that's right. |
0:40.0 | Finde's all. |
0:41.0 | I'm here with my co-host, Michael Hobbs. |
0:44.0 | Petless Michael Hobbs, a reporter for HuffPost. |
0:47.1 | And today we're talking about the President's Physical Fitness Test, which is a site of intense |
0:52.8 | trauma for, it appears like 97% of American children. |
0:57.7 | I've seen very few people that are like, that was great. |
1:01.8 | Glad I did it. |
1:02.8 | I will say, I have like a couple of good, like I really liked being like a surprisingly |
1:07.9 | flexible fat kid. |
1:09.6 | Oh. |
1:10.6 | There were a couple of things that I was really good at. |
1:12.0 | Oh yeah. |
1:13.0 | But pull ups are a nightmare that never ends. |
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