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THE PRESENT SUCKS, DAWSON! We watched every horror classic to find where the butt go

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BRUNCH

Tv & Film

4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 25 October 2019

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

The bad boys cover the horror classics: The Exorcist, Halloween, Friday the 13th, A Nightmare on Elm Street, Scream, that Boy Meets World episode, a Halloween episode of Everybody Loves Raymond and the Blair Witch episode of Dawson's Creek.

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0:00.0

bunch of kids fixing up a camp getting ready for camp and a mom goes around killing them

0:12.5

because her kid died because she was too horny right yes i think that's exactly what happened

0:18.9

brach hit it boys Yes, I think that's exactly what happened.

0:37.6

All right. We're out screwing around this week. This is like an old school season one brunch episode.

0:41.3

This is a themed thing where we're doing a deep dive trying to get some answers to questions.

0:47.3

Hold on to your butts.

0:48.4

We're coming in with an idea.

0:50.1

Yeah.

0:50.8

And it's the reason this episode is late is because it's the first time in so long that we've had an idea that we didn't actually know how to, like how to handle it.

0:59.8

Attack an idea. We, the Friday of 13th was on. I'd never seen that before. Shot your text and I was like, we never really talked about the Halloween classics because probably neither of us

1:11.3

have seen the Halloween classics Friday the 13th was like the one that I had seen and I saw

1:16.4

it like a year or two ago Harpoon had like this outdoor movie night sort of thing where they

1:21.9

played it on like a one of those blow-up theater things oh and they just you

1:25.3

serve beer and stuff and I watched Friday the 13th outside.

1:29.1

It was the coolest night. Speaking of which, free pub, shout out, uh, our friends at night shift. They've got a thing on Halloween. I can't go to it. I don't know what it is. It's a, uh, but it's like a not your average Halloween thing. It's a not like a saying your daddy's Halloween.

1:27.8

I don't know what they're doing there, but it seems very exciting, and if I could go, I would go. I feel like I'm kind of like retiring from Halloween for a little bit. People, man, people coming up to me left and right. And when I say people left and right, I mean the two coworkers thatworkers that I speak to every day that are willing to

2:02.7

associate with me. A lot of people like, hey, favorite time of year, Dave, where the costume go,

2:09.1

what it looked like. And I really just have, I have no idea. I have nothing. The thing I think of

2:15.8

with you is like we could blow it out, do some big mid-somar thing, because I feel like that's really been the only thing we've cared for this past year. I had one idea. What was it? But I was like too lazy to put it into motion or even approach you with it. But I thought that Kathy and Dead Laura Branigan would be like a great couple's costume.

2:36.5

Oh, God, that would have been so good.

2:38.2

Yeah.

2:38.8

Kathy.

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