The Precap | Jordan Klepper on the Oscars, War with Iran, and the Manliness of Ill-Fitting Shoes
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 March 2026
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:03.0 | We're in a room that clearly has no windows. |
| 0:06.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:07.0 | It's been insulated for sound, and yet we have plants. |
| 0:11.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:12.0 | It's sort of a fuck you to our audience and the intelligence we assume them to have. |
| 0:16.0 | Don't you're letting them behind the curtain. Never. Don't do that. |
| 0:19.0 | I would like to imagine that we had real plants here at one point they kept dying and nobody could figure it out |
| 0:23.4 | And why are they doing dead plants a podcast just surrounded by vegetate wilted vegetation |
| 0:29.8 | This is a branding thing I think we yes we're attempting a between one FICA's. |
| 0:52.0 | Hello and welcome to the pre-cap, a daily show podcast where we sit down with this week's host to recap some of the latest news |
| 0:54.3 | and preview what's coming. It's a recap and a preview. You guys get it. You get it. |
| 1:03.0 | You know what? I think I'm now putting it together. Yeah. Because I had questions about whether |
| 1:08.8 | you could pre-cap something. |
| 1:11.6 | You get it now? |
| 1:12.2 | Now I get it, but we're previewing what is going to happen. |
| 1:15.4 | We're opening minds over here. |
| 1:16.8 | We're recapping what has already happened. |
| 1:18.6 | It's a recap, but before. |
| 1:20.9 | Right. |
| 1:22.0 | We're previewing how we're going to look back on things. |
| 1:24.8 | Preview, but after. |
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