Jon Stewart Invites Panel of Trumps to Debate Iran War | Mayor Matt Mahan
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 17 March 2026
⏱️ 46 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:06.6 | From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central, it's America's only source for news. |
| 0:14.0 | This is The Daily Show with your host, John Stewart. |
| 0:18.1 | Thank you. Hey, everybody! |
| 0:45.4 | Welcome to the Daily Show. |
| 0:46.7 | My name is John Stewart, man. |
| 0:50.5 | I think I might have come in too hot. |
| 0:52.4 | Hold on. |
| 0:54.7 | We got a great one for you tonight. |
| 0:56.9 | Later on, I'm going to be joined by the mayor of San Jose, California. |
| 1:00.7 | Matt Mayan. |
| 1:01.7 | He's going to be here. |
| 1:06.8 | He is one of the over 400 candidates currently running for a governor of California. |
| 1:13.7 | In the Democratic primary, we'll talk to him. |
| 1:15.7 | But first, as you're well aware, terrible war has been raging for two weeks now. |
| 1:21.6 | But as of last night, it is clear that opera and ballet have defeated Timothy Schellner. |
| 1:29.3 | No contest. No contest! A knockout! |
| 1:33.3 | Even before they brought out Prima Ballerina Misty Copeland |
| 1:37.3 | in the middle of the sinner's performance |
| 1:40.3 | right in front of him. |
| 1:45.6 | Boom! Boom! right in front of him. Boom. |
| 1:48.0 | So, opera and ballet. |
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