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Keeping Records

The Power of That (with Greta Titelman)

Keeping Records

Headgum

Comedy, Society & Culture, Places & Travel, Comedy Interviews, Documentary

5 • 726 Ratings

🗓️ 29 October 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Caleb is off on a long-haul fishing boat, being forced by the crew to bite the head off of a live herring as a hazing ritual. That means Shelby is going to need some assistance this week. Enter: comedian Grace Kuhlenschmidt. The guest host we need. The guest host we deserve. Together, Shelby and Grace welcome comedian, actress, and writer Greta Titelman to the pod to unpack what is easily the most ambitious record to date—a full-length compilation drawing from every discipline, plus one thing that only makes sense in writing if your podcast player supports text formatting. And yes, they are going to get through The. Entire. Record. Greta's Artifacts Grape lady falls! (audio-visual) Being on mushrooms on the beach, genuinely experiencing the miracle of life (multi-sensory experience) Manolo Blahnik shoes (clothing) Pad Thai (food) Rihanna, Talk That Talk (audio) Being a teenager and making out in your car to emo music (multi-sensory experience) Cashmere (clothing fiber) Kettle Brand Dill Pickle Potato Chips (food) Drop Dead Gorgeous (audio-visual) Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Madonna's 2003 VMA performance (audio-visual) Ryan Gosling (human being) Saying THAT in a fight (social interaction) Follow Greta on Instagram and Twitter, and listen to her new Headgum podcast Senior Superlatives with Greta Titelman on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or wherever you get your podcasts. -- Follow the show @keepingrecordspod Advertise on Keeping Records via Gumball.fm See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is a head gum original.

0:03.0

In 1977, NASA sent two solid gold records into space, so that aliens might find them and understand life on Earth.

0:20.0

I sent greetings on behalf of the people of our planet and friendly wishes to all who we encounter this voyager.

0:27.7

Now, we're making new records with our friends.

0:35.6

We step out of our solar system into the universe seeking only peace and friendship.

0:42.8

We know full well that our planet and all its inhabitants are but a small part of this immense universe that surrounds us.

0:52.3

Hello from the children of planet Earth.

0:59.3

Well, well, well, who is that?

1:06.1

That's not...

1:07.2

I'm Caleb.

1:09.8

Perfect impression. Shopee, I'm Caleb. I'm Caleb Perfect impression

1:11.3

Shelby

1:12.2

I'm Caleb

1:13.3

I think it's pretty good

1:16.4

What's your

1:16.7

What's one secret that only you know

1:18.8

The

1:20.0

Because my room is in your same apartment

1:23.2

What is Caleb

1:25.2

No guys Caleb is long haul fishing.

1:29.4

So we have a guest host today, the incomparable Grace Coolidgement.

1:37.2

Yep.

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